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Not so long ago, someone sent me a e-mail a mile long titled CAHQTOOC. Apparently that very intimidating sounding acronym stands for "Calvin And Hobbes Quotations Taken Out Of Context."

It was a slight case of mistaken identity I guess.... I have been a staunch Calvin&Hobbes hater as far as I can remember. I only read it regularly because I want to see what people see in it. Please spare me the philosophical character analyses of "Half-empty" Calvin and "Half-Full" Hobbes and their respective schools of thought.

My own favourite has always been Alfred E. Neuman. So here are Some


Alfred E Neuman Quotes Taken Out Of Context (AENQTOOC)
(Come to think of it... Alfred E. Neuman quotes never had any context
anyway).


Marriage is like a bath:  once you're into it and you're used to it, it's not so hot.


The great advantage of compact cars is that you can get twice as many of them into traffic jams.



Good hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were


Most people don't act stupid-- it's the real thing!


These days, the only time politicians are telling the truth is when they call each other a liar.


The first thing a man notices about a woman...depends on which way she's going!


It's better to sleep on something you plan to do than to be kept awake by something you've done.

Experience is something you never have until just after you need it.

A lot of people who complain they don't get what they deserve don't know how lucky they are.

Life is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water!
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